SEXY WALRUSTRIATHLON & ADVENTURE CLUB
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon XIV: “24 came home, so the year is on the record.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon XIII: “15 of you, and the tide higher than last year. The tide said nothing about it.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon XII: “28 names on the water. I have kept all of them.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon XI: “22 came home. I counted them twice, because nobody else did.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon X: “32 home. Say nothing about the water, and I will say nothing either.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon IX: “35 of you. I watched the whole thing from the corner and I missed nothing.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon VIII: “36 finishers, and the year is on the record.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon VII: “29 came home, so the year is on the record.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon VI: “34 of you, and the tide higher than last year. The tide said nothing about it.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon V: “22 names on the water. I have kept all of them.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon IV: “30 came home. I counted them twice, because nobody else did.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon III: “28 home. Say nothing about the water, and I will say nothing either.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon II: “21 of you. I watched the whole thing from the corner and I missed nothing.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
No Golden Horn for this year: the club’s records do not mark M or F for any finisher.
— the wooden walrus, Walrus Triathlon I: “13 finishers, and the year is on the record.”
Every leg of this race is on the year’s own tab, with each leg’s rank and pace and the total.
The record book
FASTEST RECORDED, BY COURSECurrent course · 2019–2026
6:06.3
Fastest swim
Graeme A. 2021, current course
31:12.8
Fastest bike
Alec L. 2021, current course
0:18.5
Fastest T2
Ed E. 2020, current course
18:32.4
Fastest run
Alec L. 2021, current course
Old course · 2013–2018
8:00
Fastest swim
Graeme A. 2017, old course
1:38
Fastest T1
Graeme A. 2017, old course
36:12
Fastest bike
Graeme A. 2016, old course
0:14
Fastest T2
Ed E. 2017, old course
19:21
Fastest run
Alex H. 2016, old course
Every year, both courses · labelled, because they are not like for like
6:06.3
Fastest swim
Graeme A. 2021, current course
31:12.8
Fastest bike
Alec L. 2021, current course
0:14
Fastest T2
Ed E. 2017, old course
18:32.4
Fastest run
Alec L. 2021, current course
Most of it, all years
13
Septembers finished
Ed S.
2
White Fang
Chris L. & Rich T.
4
Golden Horn
Rebecca S.
20 numbered rows are DNF or DSQ: they are listed on their year’s own page, never ranked or honoured. Nothing on the site is estimated.
Times, leg ranks and totals exactly as the club recorded them. The course changed in 2019, so the two are never set against each other.
The member cards